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Knock knock jokes—simple, silly, and surprisingly powerful. Whether you’re five or fifty, there’s something timelessly funny about that familiar “Who’s there?” rhythm. I still remember telling my first knock knock joke to my cousins during a boring power cut—everyone burst out laughing, and since then, I’ve collected dozens.
In this article, I’ve gathered 50 funny knock knock jokes that are perfect for both kids and adults. Whether you’re trying to make your kids giggle, break the ice at a party, or just need a quick laugh, these will do the trick.
🤣 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
These are clean, safe, and guaranteed to make the little ones laugh!
1. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
2. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says “moooo!”
3. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
4. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
5. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
6. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!
7. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
8. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play with me?
9. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
10. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome
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😄 Knock Knock Jokes for Adults (But Still Clean!)
These jokes bring a little more wordplay—perfect for adults who like to chuckle.
11. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be my friend?
12. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
No thanks, I prefer Google!
13. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I’m knocking!
14. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
15. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beak.
Beak who?
Beak careful what you wish for!
16. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
17. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?
18. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for the joke!
19. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you go out with me?
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21. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas give me another chance!
22. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze!
23. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t laugh!
24. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
25. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut forget to smile today!
26. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, the joke’s over!
27. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came by!
28. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
T-Rex.
T-Rex who?
T-Rex the doorbell didn’t work!
29. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you behind the door!
30. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that’s who!
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31. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
32. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
33. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice to meet you!
34. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
35. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
36. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a hug?
37. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!
38. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive your jokes!
39. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how cute you are?
40. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows, the hair goes wild!
41. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the door!
42. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut disturb, I’m napping.
43. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Rufus.
Rufus who?
Rufus leaking again!
44. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin case you didn’t hear me, knock knock!
45. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting to tell you this joke!
46. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming in!
47. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, now hand over the candy!
48. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a funny one, isn’t she?
49. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna piano, it’s out of tune!
50. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson TV tonight?
Final Thoughts on Funny Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock jokes are like potato chips—you can’t have just one. They’re easy to remember, great for all ages, and they never fail to bring a smile. Whether you’re using them to entertain your kids or just lighten up a boring day, these jokes are a go-to laugh button.
So next time someone says, “Knock knock,” don’t roll your eyes—get ready to laugh!
FAQs
1. Are knock knock jokes suitable for all ages?
Yes! They’re great for both kids and adults—just keep the punchlines clean.
2. Where can I use these jokes?
Parties, school lunches, texts, stand-up routines—you name it.
3. What makes a knock knock joke funny?
Timing, wordplay, and a surprise twist in the punchline!
4. Can I create my own knock knock jokes?
Absolutely! Play with names, phrases, and puns for your own creations.
5. What’s the best knock knock joke for kids?
“Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!”—Classic and adorable!
